Chinese TV Is Specced For Graphics Theft
Variety Asia Online reports that last week, the Chinese television network CCTV 7 Military Channel decided to show a propaganda piece documentary about war excersises around the world, and at one point they focused on the Iran/Iraq/Turkey area.
Which, of course, means that the Horde has attacked the Middle East, since this is just a doctored map of the Arathi Highlands in World of Warcraft.
Which would explain the numerous troubles in the area…someone’s camping the graveyards, and Fozruk has announced that he’s building another nuclear reactor.
(Side note to American forces in the area: USO tours featuring Jessica Simpson are great mana batteries, but if one is announced with Britney Spears, you might want to respec to “AAAAAHHHHHHHHWTFAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!” and hearth.)
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February 11th, 2008 at 5:24 am
He he quite interesting
February 11th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Wow, that’s hilarious! I guess if we’re ever in a war with China, we just need to make sure to 4-cap em and fight at the flags. We’re sure to win that way.
February 11th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
From what I understand, if their guild starts marching past you four abreast, they’ll never pass by…primarily because they’ll keep going to the back of the line and respec’ing.