Let’s face it…at times, you log into a brand-new MMORPG experience, make your avatar look exactly like you want it, arrive at the spot where you name your alter-ego, and realize you have the creativity of a mud turtle on “Paper Mache’ Thursday” at the daycare center. Well, never fear…the Ultimate Game Name Generator is here to help!

You get to specify if you’re trying to generate a male character name, a female character name, or the ever-popular “other” character name. Options are also offered for generating names for FPS, RPG and superhero names, and all after staring at the pixellated breasteses up there.

This is, truly, hours of fun.

I know the suspense is killing you…using the “Male Character Generator”, the option that jumped out at me was Aeglironion, which this site gives as the Elvish version of “Craig”, and returned 79 hits on Google. I’ve decided it will be pronounced “Johnny” just to screw with people.

In all seriousness, if this kind of thing helps cut down on the number of times I have to type “iPwnU” and “uber133thax0r” into the /addignore field, then it’s a good thing.

(Note: Please, by all that is holy, do not miss the “Lovinator”…it allows people who aren’t going to be original enough to get someone’s attention long enough to form a relationship the opportunity to have a “pet name” generated for their sweetheart. Using my wife’s name (Chris) and then answering the questions, it gave me “Woogledoodleboo”, which returned zero hits on Google…but I’m a-gonna get me some action tonight with that one, I just know it!)